I'll have some of what you're drinking. 
The game is hard enough (and dangerous enough) without adding
"impediments".....but if you're looking for bizarre
ideas that really have no place in the game and no chance of ever
being implemented:
1. A water hazard across the court, from the side wall to the
edge of the wood, about two feet wide, say from one foot in front
of the 8 line to one foot behind the 8 line. Players would have
to avoid it, and any ball that lands in the water on the fly wins
the point.
2. Sliding panels in the front wall that open at random, for about
half a second at a time. If you throw a shot that goes into one
of the panels, you win the point.
3. As soon as the server throws the serve, an electric pump starts
inflating a balloon. If neither team has won the point by the
time the balloon pops, both teams lose the point and go to the
end of the rotation, and the next two teams take the court to
play the next point.
Gimme some time....who knows what other crazy ideas my sick mind
might come up with.
