Fan-friendliness - not Orlando, except for Aunt Jemima at the
program both and Sandwich Lady (i think Said's mom) on the 2nd
floor) they are the only 2 people in the entire fronton that smile.
Fronton staff - not Orlando (except for Miss Friendly "GrandMaMa
Time" at the ticket window - she even gets MORE FRIENDLY
when you pay with a $20. (I dare you!!!)
Roster - Orlando, once Caching & International Man of Mystery
Kellyaga signs
Performance schedule - Orlando, especially on Sunday's when we
are blessed with a thick crust of 3 Singles Games on the top and
bottom!
Proximity - Orlando, you get Jai Alai, Club Do-u-Wanna, and Krystals
all in the same block
Physical plant (comfort & condition) - Orlando's handi-crapper
on 2nd level, the flickering lights once caused me to black out
Website - Caching, hands-down
Promotions - Orlando, they will "promote" you to Player
Manager & General Manager if you can juggle 2 bottles of jack
at the same time ;-)
Intangibles - Orlando, they put soap in the handi-crapper stall
(mentioned above) once, back in 1994. They let the cleaner guy
carry off Barronio's Triple Crown trophy, but he is exempt from
adding soap to the dispensers!)
